As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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