He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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