guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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