I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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