hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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