I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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