My nipple is on Facebook.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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