when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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