sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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