ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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