Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
