It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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