I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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