I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
My vagina is very pro this idea
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