you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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