been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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