Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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