i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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