i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Randomize
