you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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