google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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