That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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