WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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