My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
i now understand why vodka
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
