doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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