Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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