Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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