6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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