Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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