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(209): View more from California

I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.

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(434): View more from Virginia

question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.

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(850): View more from Florida

I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.

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(248): View more from Michigan

the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying

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(903): View more from Texas

You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.

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