What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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