dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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