so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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