physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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