we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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