Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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