Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
We are all done wearing pants today
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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