If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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