in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I could make wine with my vomit
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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