Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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