Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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