So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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