just come out here and I will go home with you...
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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