My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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