What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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