Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
