That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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