Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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