My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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