This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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