i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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