No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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