do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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