I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
Randomize
